so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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