i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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