you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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