i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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