you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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