1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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