420 ftw
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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