Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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