STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize