How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
