Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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