Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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