Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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