hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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