Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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