do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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