on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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