She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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