yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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