He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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