Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
did i walk over a car last night?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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