That's when you crack a 10am beer
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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