dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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