Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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