'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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