Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
