FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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