How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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