I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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