I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
