Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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