matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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