he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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