so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i now understand why vodka
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I love you.
Bad choice
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