if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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