After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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