I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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