what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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