Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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When are your genitals available?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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