And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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