On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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