I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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