Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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