Already got asked if we're dating
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i dont even know how to be here
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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