You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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