I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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