What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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