i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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