can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I fill condoms, not promises.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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