I'm gonna have a badass scar
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Randomize
