taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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